Wednesday, June 12, 2013

E.A.A. (Enhanced Abilities Anonymous) - Chapter 8

Previously on E.A.A.

By the time it was the evening of the bowling date, Kent was so nervous he could hardly function. He put his shoes on the wrong feet, twice and nearly used toothpaste to shave with. He looked at himself in the mirror.

“Relax, Kent. It’s just like meeting her at the coffee shop, or ice cream in the park.” He didn’t believe himself. “I’m doomed.”

He was ready an hour early, but he couldn’t stay in the apartment without running into the risk of completely changing his outfit again or managing to talk himself out of going. He nearly turned back twice as he went down the stairs in his building and then tried to convince himself that he forgot his phone once he was outside, even though he knew it was in his pocket. He looked up at the perfect sunny day and was trying to see if there was even a hint of rain.

His phone rang. “Hello?”

“Quit looking for reasons to get out of this and get to the bowling alley.” Imogene stated without any sort of greeting.

“Did Dex?”

“Kent, I know you, Dex didn’t need to tell me anything. Go, or I’ll escort you myself.” She hung up before he could protest.

He walked the remaining mile to the bowling alley as though walking his last steps to his execution. The neon lights that happily blinked “BOWLING” essentially read “TURN BACK NOW” as far as Kent was concerned. He walked through the doors and was greeted by the sound of bowling balls crashing into pins, just like how he imagined his potential love life was going to sound as it came crashing down.

Kent glanced over the crowd and didn’t see Violet’s trademark headphones. He sighed, he could still leave and nobody would know.

His phone vibrated with a text message. On the screen was Imogene’s name and under it read, You’re probably at the bowling alley by now. Get your shoes, take a breath, and have fun. I will come down there if I have to.

Sometimes he wondered just how much Dex told her and just how well she knew him. Kent knew that Dex mostly only knew big, newsworthy things, sort of like a human Wikipedia; so Kent’s love life was most definitely not on the list. That left it to Imogene’s own knowledge of his personal life. That information in her hands was most definitely dangerous. Thank goodness she was his friend rather than his enemy.

He walked up to the counter and got his bowling shoes. He tried not to think about who wore them last or how well they were cleaned as the teenager behind the counter seemed to hardly care about anything other than the screen of her phone.

With a shaky breath, Kent sat down and put the shoes on. He tucked his under a chair and set about trying to find a ball.

“I always get stuck with the pink ones meant for little kids.” Violet said from behind him. “I completely lack upper arm strength.”

Kent nearly dropped the ball he was holding. He turned. “Hey.”

“I’m not going to bite.” She picked up a green ball and then set it down. “Just relax.”

“I just, I don’t do this often.” He found a red ball that his fingers wouldn’t get stuck in.

“What, bowl? Believe me, I’m no pro either.” She sighed and picked up the pink and purple swirled ball she had been trying to avoid. “Yeah, the only one my fingers fit in and that I can lift.” She walked towards a lane. “Come on, lane 3.”

She sat down at the score computer and typed in her name. It took Kent to realize she had written The Florest. “What’s your superhero name?” She looked at him.

He couldn’t help but smile. “Seriously?”

She rolled her eyes. “Don’t tell me you haven’t thought of one. We all have. The name we’d want printed in the papers when the mayor calls us for help. So, what is it?”

“The Firefly.” He felt an odd sense of pride at finally saying it out loud. For once, he felt awesome.

“Nice.” She typed it in and the game had started.

They didn’t talk much, the first few frames. They both were trying to throw something other than gutter balls and have at least somewhat of a decent score. If Kent had to be honest with himself, this was the most fun he’d had in a long time.

“How was your grandmother?” Kent asked after he bowled his second consecutive gutter ball.

“Good, she’s knitting me a sweater for Christmas.” She bowled and hit two pins. “She always knits me a sweater for Christmas.”

“Is that a good thing or a bad thing?”

“Usually pretty good, unless she tries something experimental, like the one year with the vest cloak thing.” She rolled another gutter ball. “I’m usually much worse at bowling.”

Kent laughed. “Me, too. You must be lucky.” He picked up the ball.

“She wants to meet you.”

He nearly dropped it on his foot. It rolled so slowly down the lane that it took a full five minutes before it tapped one pin over. Kent stood motionless the entire time.

“Are you all right?” Violet stood up and walked over to him. “Kent?”

“She wants to meet me?” His voice was much higher pitched than he intended.

She shoved his shoulder. “Nothing that serious, geez. She just is interested in all my friends, being that I don’t have a million of them.”

He cleared his throat and tried to regain some composure. “You told her about me?”

“Why wouldn’t I?” She shrugged. “We’re sort of a minority. There’s a bunch of normal people and there’s a bunch of enhanced abilitied people. We’re just the ones whose ability is so obscure that nobody really needs it. We’re not part of the normal crowd and not part of the ‘super’ crowd. Therefore it’s harder to make friends outside of our group.”

He had recovered enough to bowl his second turn. “I can see that, I guess I never really thought about it. I figured it was my own awkwardness that kept my friend list down.”

She smirked. “I wouldn’t completely rule that out, but I sort of think it’s endearing.” She picked up her ball and regarded the pins with a pro bowler’s focus. “The few other guys I’ve dated have either been totally preoccupied with my ability, but they were normal people. The others were abilitied, but they were totally obnoxious about it.” She lowered the pitch of her voice to mimic a conversation. “Yeah, so I was at the mayor’s last night for dinner, you know, for putting out that fire at the orphanage with the water that shoots from my nostrils.” She threw the ball and got a strike. “Even the Nose Hose, who has the worst super name by the way, thought he was leagues above me.”

“I don’t think anyone could be better than you.” Kent said it before he could stop himself.

Violet turned at met his eyes, she smiled sweetly. “Really?”

“…a-at bowling.” He added lamely while furiously blushing.

She smiled knowingly, but there was still the light of the compliment in her eyes.

From Vendetta To Valium

Warning: This post contains mention of female anatomy and menstruation. So, if you're not interested, please feel free to skip this one.

*Names have been changed because it's more fun that way, I mean to protect the identity of all parties.

MaryLet’s run away to cotton candy island.

I think our dramatic yelling to the sky moment will be scheduled around 1 this afternoon, if that works with your schedule.

Christ.

SaraHaha, perfect, count me in!

I have an oil change today at 1:30 so thank God I get to run away for a while.

MaryLucky.

You know those days where you just never should have gotten out of bed? That applies to this entire week. Thank god for pilates today, I definitely need it.

SaraFOR REAL.

Cotton Candy mountains sound so DAMN appealing right now….or crack cocaine…whichever comes first!

HAHA, secret bashing in email today with you is making me super happy

MaryIt is definitely helping.

remember when mr drama was our biggest problem? How naieve we were.

I do love the irony of all the things I have been accused of…online shopping, facebooking (on my phone), being on my phone, loud typing, internet surfing; it’s like they’re looking at the wrong computer. Mr. ebay for guitars and amps, facebook, twitter, omegle, random internets, google chat, facebook chat, typing up a storm.

SaraAt this point I think that they are deliberately choosing to ignore his behavior. IU swear, its all because he’s a new dad, and a band manager that probably has connections they need.

Lets tell everyone we are pregnant, see how quickly things change in our favor.

MaryOkay!

Pregnant and in a band. The Fertile Myrtles! Lots of angry emo girl hormone driven punk rock.

SaraLet’s scratch out the emo part, and I am in!

I really want to box today

MaryDone. Fertile Myrtles are no longer emo, just strongly hormone driven.

Piloxing is tomorrow. There’s also piloxing at 6 today, during the time that I do normal pilates.

SaraDamn, that sounds amazing right now. I am so torn of emotions.

I wanna box, I wanna eat loads of salt and I also want to get laid. EFF you hormones!!! This is exactly how I feel right now…

MaryYeah. Let’s kill the world, eat ice cream and pretzels, screw boys, and watch lifetime movies!!! All at this exact moment.

SaraHAHAHA, being a woman is so ridiculous sometimes. Thank you for being my uterus sista. Didn’t you show me a uterus pillow once?

MaryNo, I was not the presenter of the uterus pillow.

No wonder in the 1800s men just had women committed during their period or gave them historectimies and called them hysterical. Dear lord, we are nuts. Guys get a rush of hormones at about 16 and then it just stays there, indefinitely. Women get the hormone rollercoaster until they’re 50 and then everything explodes, and then stops. Meanwhile, guys find their second wind at about 70 and want to revert back to everything they’ve said at 17.

Btw, Uterus Pillow is the Fertile Myrtles first hit single. Followed closely by I hate to love your stupid handsome face to round off the charts.

SaraHAHAHA, I like the way you think. It was this one that I saw.

How stupidly cute is this dumb thing.

MaryHe’s like an adorable pink female anatomy shaped ghost holding grapes.

SaraIf this was ghost that you get when “Hey do you wanna buy a ghost” guy comes to you, its like heck yes!

Put if it’s the ghost you shoot during Johnny skull Id be like, “nooooo…save him!”

MaryWhen I become a ghost, it will be like this one.

SaraHAHAHA That would totally be you!

Jebus, I just yelled at the parking attendant because he asked why I didn’t wear make-up today and I told him I don’t live to please you with my beauty. What he said was damn rude, but I need to be tranquilized before I go on a hate spewing spree.

MaryNah, we’ll just get wasted at lunch and then say whatever the hell we want to everyone! Be warned, world, Sara and Mary are out for blood.

SaraJeeze, is’nt the fact that we have enough blood coming out of us the problem???

A glass of wine sounds divine though.

MaryMOAR BLOOD!!! THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS!!!! THEIR BLOOD MUST SPILL FOR OUR BLOOD SPILLS!!!!

SaraHAHAHAHA, what the hell is wrong with us?

MaryRelax and chant with me

Yeah, that conversation really happened.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

I Got Skillz?

I wasn't overly blessed with coordination, or depth perception, or balance, or grace, or poise, or...you get the picture. I was never passionate (or particularly good at) dance or gymnastics and I was terrible at all sports involving throwing, catching, or hitting. In gym class I mostly just got hit in the face with any sports ball that happened to be in the air at some point.

Recently I have started working out at the local gym where I work, nothing serious, just to be in better shape overall. Whatever. Anyway, I started there thinking I would only run on the treadmill...but then some of the classes offered started to look interesting.

I tried my hand at pilates, which I really like and it's super relaxing and whatnot. Then last week I just wasn't feeling the treadmill or elliptical, but I was in time for a Piloxing class. What is piloxing, you might ask? Apparently it's a mix of pilates, dance, and boxing. The internet says it looks like this.

Needless to say I was intimidated by the coordination skills needed. But then, something surprising happened. I didn't totally suck. I kept up with the group despite it being my first time and I had no idea what the eff I was doing, AND the instructor told me after that she had a hard time believing that it was my first piloxing class. What the what? Hold up. I was kinda good at something athletic-y? The girl whose hometown librarians STILL know her name despite not living in that town for the past 8 years? The girl who has been hit by footballs, volleyballs, softballs (their name lies!), basketballs, tennis balls, and soccer balls? (I'll admit that during the one leg balance part, I totally sucked and had to use both feet, but the rest was actually kind of fun. And HARD, this was a Workout with a capital W.)

I can only attribute my supposed success to a blending of my past randomly acquired skills. I'm not talking about using algebra in everyday life, like we were lied to told. I mean skills that I NEVER thought would be used except for the odd things they were designed for.

The first, is pilates. Just knowing some forms and placements of your arms/legs/spine were helpful. (not much, but a little)

The second, is my obsession interest in the show Dance Moms so that I learned some dance terms and stuff. (yeah, we'll go with that)

Third can be attributed to the dance themed flash mobs that I took part in. (Mostly Thriller, and yes, I do know the entire six minute dance) We had just a couple weeks to learn the dance, sometimes just a couple hours.

I'm the Zombie dressed as Where's Waldo. Did you find me?

And finally, I give my success to something that I thought I had blocked from my memory. High School Gym Class. *shudder* I went to school in Minnesota, in a very small school (think 4000 people in the entire TOWN, so my graduating class was 97 kids) During the winter we had enough snow to not even know where exactly the track or football field was, so here was the school with 4 grades of gym classes (broken up into about 25 kids per class for each grade, so 16 gym classes) with 7 periods in the day all needing time and space for gym.

Some time was bought with health class (my grade defaced the books by adding penises to anything and everything, 10 books had to be permanently "retired" after my grade went through) The other option was to do weightlifting in the weight room (the old library) and the final option was Tae Bo. In the wrestling room.

Now, if you've never experienced the joy of a high school wrestling room, be thankful. Ours was about 20 feet by 15 feet, walls and floor covered in mats that teenage boys sweated all over as they practiced wrestling. Gross. Gross gross gross!

Ours was red and black, the perfect colors for hiding EVERYTHING. (gross)

The gym teacher would herd us all into there, we'd try not to touch anything (including the floor) and the teacher would put in a Billy Blanks Teaches Tae Bo VHS into the VCR. Then for the next 40 minutes we would follow along to the amount of minimal effort that would get us a decent grade best of our abilities.

If you haven't had the pleasure of seeing these videos, look them up, it's worth it to understand some of my horror.

So oddly enough, these random skills have turned into some innate ability to not totally suck at Piloxing. So, if you ever need anyone to fill in at a piloxing class who looks like they sort of know what they're doing...I guess I'm the one to call.

Thanks Michael Jackson, Billy Blanks, and Abby Lee Miller. You have given me completely useless but somehow helpful skills.

Friday, May 31, 2013

E.A.A. (Enhanced Abilities Anonymous) - Chapter 7

Previously on E.A.A.

There was an ice cream shop next to a park a few blocks away. Violet ordered a double scoop of mint chocolate chip and Kent ordered caramel swirl. Without a word, and knowing Kent would follow, Violet walked out of the ice cream shop and to the park. She walked along the paths until she got to a bench near a fountain. He expected her to sit on the bench, as most people in the park do, but she sat on the wide cement wall of the fountain.

Kent sat down next to her and watched the families playing in the grass. It suddenly occurred to him just how many plants there were. Did each blade of grass count as one? Because he read once that grass all links together with the same root system, but he wasn’t sure if that was scientific or poetic. Then there were all the trees, and the rose bushes and the other bushes that he didn’t know the name of. The dandilions, did the grass hate them as much as lawn owners did?

He glanced over at Violet, sure he wanted to ask her questions, but if he were in her place he won’t want any questions.

“This is weird.” Violet stated.

“Your ice cream?”

She rolled her eyes. “No, you not asking me endless questions about plants.”

“I’m sure people talk to you about other things.”

“Not people who just found out and I just met.” She looked at him, again giving him the impression that she was sizing him up. “Would you mind if I told you? Not in any expectation that you have to explain yourself, but that in telling you, I can feel like you want to talk about other things.”

“I guess.” He had never met anyone who wanted questions, though he was never really in a situation with people who had useless abilities like himself.

Violet took a breath. “The grass generally speaks in unison, which is good, because if each one had something different to say, I’d probably go insane. This grass is fairly quiet, the park is nice, it’s not manicured like the rich peoples’ lawns, so it doesn’t feel privileged or too good to be stepped on.” She ventured a look up at Kent to judge his reaction, most people looked terrified at this point.

“What’s it saying, now?”

“Mostly just what’s happening, grass isn’t very clever. Some of it is upset because of a picnic blanket, some was pooped on by a dog. The usual.” She paused. “I guess it’s not really like speaking, like we’re doing, it’s more of an impression of what they would say.”

“And you can always hear it?”

She nodded. “That’s why I’m usually listening to music.”

“What’s your favorite to listen to?”

“The plants at the retirement center my grandmother lives in.” She nodded as though agreeing with herself. “They give the impression of gossipy old women, like The Golden Girls.”

Kent’s eyebrows drew together in slight confusion. “I meant music.”

Violet’s laugh was amazing, soft and genuine and free. “I’ve been listening to a lot of fiddle, banjo folk…with some speed metal thrown in when I need to get up early in the morning.” She looked at Kent. “Sorry.”

He smiled along with her. “The plant version is good to know, too.” He looked out over the park. “I guess it’s my turn.”

“Not if you don’t want to.”

“Honesty goes both ways.” He shrugged. “My butt glows, more like a flashlight beam rather than a glow stick.” He looked down at his lap. “Usually I can turn it on when I want, but most often I just goes on by itself.”

Violet nodded then reached out and took his hand. “Thanks for telling me.”

He nodded.

“I have to visit my grandmother tomorrow, and her plants.” She got a small smile out of Kent. “But I’d like to see you again the next day. Maybe we can go bowling or something.”

He looked up and turned to her. “You want to see me again?”

“Unless you’re not into me.”

“No! I mean, bowling sounds great.” He blushed. “I’m not used to drawing attention to myself, especially after I explain my inner glow.”

“I figure anyone who follows up my plant explanation by asking about music, is definitely someone special.” She smirked. “Besides, I think you’re fairly handsome.” She hopped down off the fountain. “See you later, Kent.”

He was speechless. He watched her put her headphones on and walk away. By the time he couldn’t see her any longer, he had moved from disbelief of what just happened to panic over the upcoming bowling. He needed help. He was in way over his head.

Kent did the only logical thing, he took out his phone and dialed. “Imogene? I think I’m going on a date.”

He went back to his apartment and waited anxiously for Imogene to finish work and come over. Imogene knocked on the door. When Kent opened it she jumped into his arms in uncontained glee.

“Kent! I’m so proud of you! A date, a real date?” She beamed and squeezed him tight.

“Can’t. Breathe.” He struggled out of her grasp. “As for the realness of the date, I don’t know. We’re going bowling.”

She couldn’t stop smiling as she pulled him to the couch. “You found her all on your own? Is she nice? Is she pretty? Did you tell her she’s pretty?”

“Imogene. I just need to know what to do.” He sunk into the couch.

“Tell me about her and I’ll help you.” She smiled evilly.

“I met her at the meeting you told me about, her name is Violet, she’s pretty.” He answered it all in a monotone. “Help me.”

“Just be yourself.”

He looked at Imogene, trying to figure out if he was missing something.

She grabbed Kent’s hand. “She obviously likes you for things you’ve done so far, so you probably don’t have to do anything to win her over. Just be you.”

“Be me?”

“Yeah.” She sighed. “Do you want to go bowling and practice with me as Violet?”

He feigned horror. “No! It’d be like dating my sister.”

“You don’t have a sister.”

He smiled. “Oh yeah.”

Imogene punched his shoulder. “Just be like this, like you are with me. Don’t doubt yourself so much.” She grabbed the remote. “There’s a crappy horror movie on, want to join me?”

“I’ll get the beer.” He got up and went to the kitchen.

Thursday, May 30, 2013

MOAR WEEKEND!!!!

I think we can all agree that it would be nice to have more weekend, especially when it was as nice and fun and fantastic as the past weekend was.

I got a hotel and took The Boyfriend to Avalon, Catalina Island for his birthday on Sunday. We arrived Friday night to a beautiful moonrise.

Got some dinner, a drink, and then pretty much just fell asleep because we were exhausted. Earlier that day I took Felix to the vet to get a check up so that she could go to a cat house (yes, I do know what that implies) and hang out with new friends for the weekend. She was less than thrilled with the entire prospect.

Anyway, Saturday was filled with relaxing and awesome stuff. Mini golf (I totally won), Skee Ball in the arcade, ice cream, bowling, and general walking around seeing the beautiful wonderful relaxingness.

Sunday we packed up and headed home. We got Felix from her kitty camp, she was grateful to leave, and went out for an actual dinner birthday for The Boyfriend. It was nice just to get away and have a day where the only things on the schedule were to eat ice cream and play mini golf.

Monday I got glasses and did laundry, yay! Technically I've had glasses since I was 2.5 years old, but I then got contacts when I was 11 and swore to never wear glasses again. Until the eye doctor told me my eyes were angry because of the extended contact use and I should take a break. Also, I think they're kind of fun, like playing dress up. So I've been getting used to them this week. I think I'm starting to like them on me, after 16 years of vowing vengeance upon wearing glasses.

Maybe one of us should have a birthday every weekend... Definitely something to look into.

I hope your Memorial Day weekends were relaxing and rejuvenating as well.

Sidenote: Felix does seem to like us more now, she is also slightly more naughty, but she purrs a lot and follows us EVERYWHERE. Maybe she missed us... The Boyfriend suggested that maybe she had Stockholm syndrome in that if we are not threatening to break her legs or give her to passing gypsies, she does not know if we love her.

Friday, May 24, 2013

E.A.A. (Enhanced Abilities Anonymous) - Chapter 6

Previously on E.A.A.

Work seemed to drag by. Just after lunch, he wondered in horror if Violet would hate him for his job. What were the plants saying as he removed their leaves, thorns, and quite literally cut them off at the knees only to be bound and taken from the only dirt they knew? He could be a murderer to her. He then had to remind himself that she had probably dealt with all of those issues and didn’t particularly seem to be of the mindset to save and protect all plants. But still he had to wonder if they said anything after they were cut and sent away.

As slow as the morning hours passed, all the sudden it was the end of Kent’s shift and he was a mere hour from when he was going to meet up with Violet. By the time clock, there was a dusty vase of silk flowers, he always guessed it was some sort of joke being in a greenhouse. As he passed it, he plucked out a red daisy and left before he could change his mind. He walked home, distracted with the thoughts of how to dress, was it a date, was it a meeting? A coffee shop is a pretty neutral location, but they could have talked after the last meeting. The flower was clenched in his hand, he was still unsure if he was going to give it to her or not.

He didn’t have time to stop at his apartment to change before he had to be at the coffee shop, which was probably a good thing, because otherwise he would have spent all evening trying to find the perfect shirt. He tried to straighten his hair in the reflections of windows he passed and all too sudden, found himself in front of the coffee shop.

He took a breath, sort of hid the silk flower behind his back and walked in. A bell jingled overhead and his eyes adjusted to the dim light. It was one of those anti-corporate chain coffee shops, the kind that writers and musicians hang out in under mismatched lamps and ugly couches. He glanced at the few small tables, but didn’t see Violet. He looked at his watch, he was right on time.

“Steve, I’m taking a break.” Violet’s voice came from behind the counter.

She was wearing a black apron over a gray shirt and jeans. As soon as Kent saw her, he didn’t know how he could have missed her. She met his eyes and tilted her head towards a back door. Kent made his way through the maze of tables and chairs. The door opened to a back parking lot.

Violet sat down in an Adirondack chair and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. “You want to sit down?”

He pulled a chair closer and sat down. The flower stuck him in the side, but he ignored it. For now.

“Relax, it’s a candy cigarette.” She bit off a piece. “I figure all the other coworkers get cigarette breaks, so I might as well join. Except I didn’t want to fill my lungs with tar and cancer.” She shook the box towards him. “Want one?”

“Sure, thanks.” He smiled and set it between his lips. “So…”

She watched him for a minute, sizing him up. “So. I can practically see the questions in your eyes, might as well get this over with.”

He was caught completely off guard. “What?”

“Ask me anything, I don’t care.” She sighed. “I’ve heard it all before.”

He took a breath. “Okay. Why did you ask me to come here?”

She sat back in the chair and looked at him. “Because you couldn’t keep your eyes off me at the last meeting. I figured you had a novel of questions to ask. Most people do. I figured this would be the easiest place for you to talk.”

“Oh.” He paused. “What questions do you want me to ask?” It never occurred to Kent to ask her about her plant conversations.

Sure, he was curious, but he figured she didn’t really want to talk about it like some scientific specimen, that’s how he felt anyway. He hated people’s endless questions and would rather just let the whole topic go. Unconsciously he shifted the flower to his lap.

She took another bite of her cigarette. “Well, most people ask about the whole plant thing.” She turned to him and saw the silk daisy across his knees. “Do you always carry flowers around?”

He looked down like he was surprised to see it, made a move like he was going to hide it, and glanced up at Violet. “I thought you might like it.”

She smiled. “I would.”

“Okay.” Kent handed her the flower.

“It’s fake.” Her smile grew.

“Well, I didn’t know, with your talents, if real flowers…said things.” He almost smiled. “I mean, I wouldn’t want to give you a flower in it’s Shakespearian death soliloquy , or screaming…”

“Talents?”

This wasn’t turning out how Kent expected at all, though he didn’t really know what he had expected. It wasn’t a date, it was a meeting. She didn’t like him, she just wanted to get the interrogation out of the way so he would stop staring at her during the meetings.

“I should go.” He stood. “Thanks.”

She looked up at him and something in her eyes softened a little. “You called it talents.” There wasn’t the usual edge of sarcasm in her voice.

“Aren’t they?” He thought it was wonderful, thinking of what flowers and trees would say, though he was picturing happy cartoons with rainbows.

“Do you think yours is?”

He didn’t need to answer, she already knew.

“Listen.” She stood up and finished her ‘cigarette’, her breath smelled faintly sweet and minty when she stood close to him. “I get off work in an hour. If you want to hang out at one of the tables, maybe we could go for a walk and get ice cream or something.”

“Why?”

She glanced away, Kent’s usual trait. “Maybe you’re the first person in a long time who’s been more interested in me than having me talk to their house plant because it looks a little wilted and they don’t know why.” She held onto the flower Kent had given her with both hands.

He found himself smiling. “Okay.” He followed her back inside.

She tucked the daisy into the top of her apron without so much as a backwards glance to Kent, but he did notice her shoulders straighten and the hint of a smirk.

Kent went up to the counter and ordered an iced tea just to give himself a reason to be there without drawing attention. Sometimes he’d look up at Violet and see her smiling at him. He wasn’t sure what was happening, but he did know that he didn’t mind it too much.

When Violet’s shift ended she hung up her apron on a hook by the back door and grabbed a black backpack from under the counter. She kept the flower that Kent gave her in her hands. They both headed towards the door and out of the coffee shop.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Birthdays and Boats!

So, it's The Boyfriend's birthday on Sunday. He already knows what all his presents are because I'm horrible at keeping secrets when I'm really excited about something. Whatever.

On Tuesday, I made him his birthday "cake". I say cake with quotation marks because it was really more of a birthday cookie and brownie combination. I made him piranha flower cookies. They looked like this.

It was actually pretty easy. Betty Crocker sugar cookie mix made for cut out cookies (already on the package), a circle cookie cutter, a heart cookie cutter (I used the point of the heart to cut out the mouth), a leaf cookie cutter (I made one out of a folded strip of tinfoil), brownie mix. A neat little trick? The triangle that is cut out of the circle, use that to sandwich the cookie pop stick between the cookie and that little cut out piece. (stolen from the internet totally my idea)

Then frost, make brownies and stick everything in the brownies.

They are way to delicious for their own good...and my own good.

The Boyfriend and I are going to Avalon on Catalina Island for the weekend. We're taking the ferry over tomorrow night and staying until Sunday. It's going to be amazing and wonderful and relaxing.

Felix will be spending her weekend at a cat house (for actual cats, not a euphemism for prostitutes). I'm hoping that she'll have so much fun playing with the toys and being loved on by the staff due to her adorableness that she won't be too traumatized by the whole event.

It will be so nice just to get away for a little bit.

P.S. She does this just about every morning as I'm getting ready - lays across the toilet tank and rests her head on the toilet paper roll like a pillow.