I know, it's been a month.
First, I had my Wallmate (college friend) who I haven't seen in about 6 years, come out to visit with her girlfriend. SUPER EXCITING!!! They were here the week of Halloween. They were Alice and The White Rabbit, The Boyfriend and I were Magician and Assistant (The woman sawed in half gone wrong).
PICTURES!!!
So that was Halloween. It was great seeing my friends. Then it's been pretty much non-stop since then. I've been working extra hours and 4 to 5 hours on Saturdays as well, so writing sort of got put on the back burner. Once I got home, it was pretty much chillax and then bedtime. Other weekend activities, besides working were hanging out with a friend for a movie and lunch date and Disney with other friends that were visiting.
Then the weeks just sort of got away from me and now we are here; one week before Thanksgiving. Jeez.
On to part two of this post.
Top 10 Signs Your Boss May Be A 1930s Mobster
10. He has an accent, preferably from an eastern European country, like Russian or Armenian. Examples of sentences are "I took my dog to the vet last night to be shot" (translation, I had to have my dog's vaccinations updated at the vet." "Go and get the Johnny for me, I need my book."
9. He refers to the front office people as "girls" but not in a creepy or demeaning way.
8. He drives a black vehicle that is always perfectly cleaned and polished.
7. He has literally thousands of business contacts.
6. He has a legitimate business.
5. He is usually in a shirt and tie.
4. He has a second office that is somewhat hidden and sort of secret.
3. He owns guns.
2. He has contacts with the Police Department and makes monetary contributions.
1. He makes his own vodka.
